Gotta Love The Football God's Sense Of Humor....

This is the greatest story of all time. From the AP Wires...

Flamboyant Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens tried to kill himself by overdosing on pain medication, even putting two more pills into his mouth after a friend intervened, according to a police report obtained Wednesday.
Owens left the hospital late Wednesday morning, giving reporters a ``thumbs up'' but making no comment as he was driven away in an SUV.
Publicist Kim Etheredge said in various interviews Wednesday with Dallas-area media that the police have gotten the story wrong. She said she was with Owens, who was having trouble because he'd mixed his pain pills with supplements. She said she called for help because he was becoming unresponsive.
Etheredge did not immediately respond to repeated calls and e-mails from The Associated Press.
The Dallas police report said Owens was asked by rescue workers ``if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time (he) stated, `Yes.'''
The report said the 32-year-old Owens told his friend ``that he was depressed.'' Details of the police report were first reported by WFAA-TV.
Police Lt. Rick Watson said during a brief news conference that he could only confirm that paramedics called police to say they were taking Owens to the hospital. He said no more details would come from the police because no laws were broken.

Remember what I said about Karma, T.O? You must have thought I was playing. Wrong!

This couldn't have happened to a more deserving player or franchise. As a Giants fan, I can't ever bring myself to hate Bill Parcells. But Owens and Jones, however, are quite high on my hate parade. They have their own floats and everything. Everyone in the NFC East (and the NFL for that matter) must doing a jig after hearing about this.

Forgive me if my level of sympathy for this boob and his situation isn't up to snuff. But I have hard time believing that this is anything more than a publicity stunt by this clown.

Stop the train, I want to get off....